Here’s a cute list of the top 10 reasons to own a Buick Grand National, taken off of a T-shirt that was created by Dennis Kirban, from 1995.
1. I was extremely impressed with the black paint job.
2. I wanted to learn about the power master brake system.
3. I can buy tires wholesale.
4. I’m on a first name basis with the local police.
5. My wife says I need a spending outlet for my money.
6. I love beating out the newer cars at the light.
7. I was told these cars are never stolen.
8. The salesman said black is easy to keep clean.
9. B-B-B-Bad to the Bone sounds good on the radio.
10. The faster I go, the quicker I get to work.